CINEMASCOPE By Matt Brossard: It's the spy who really shagged me with the Coen Brothers' Burn After Reading

CINEMASCOPE By Matt Brossard: It's the spy who really shagged me with the Coen Brothers' Burn After Reading

Weekly Film Listings for September 25

Not all film updates were available at press time. Please call theatres to confirm titles and times.

Odeon 383-0513, Capitol 6 412-2255, Caprice 474-3212, Cinecenta 721-8365, University 4 721-1171, Sidney Star 655-1171, IMAX 953-IMAX, Roxy 382-3370, SilverCity 381-9300

OPENING

**¼ Nights in Rodanthe - (Capitol) Richard Gere and Diane Lane bring lots of soulful star power to this romantic drama about late-blooming love; unfortunately, what starts as a passable chick flick deteriorates into an awkward weeper in the final third. Starts Fri.

Miracle at St. Anna - (SilverCity) Spike Lee has challenged himself with this project, an epic war tale involving a quartet of soldiers from an all-black platoon fighting in Italy during WW II. Starts Fri.

Eagle Eye - (Capitol/SilverCity/Uni 4/Caprice, 7:00, 9:00; Sat.-Sun. 2:00) This ultra-paranoid thriller stars Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan as two innocents blackmailed into performing risky criminal acts by a mysterious woman who uses high-tech surveillance and violence to control them. But why? That question gets answered Friday.

The Lucky Ones - (Capitol) Three wounded soldiers fly home from Iraq and end up taking a road trip together that allows them to assess their lives and rethink their future. Starring Rachel McAdams and Tim Robbins. Starts Fri.

Choke - (Odeon) This edgy, low-budget comedy-drama based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club) features a sex-addict scam artist who works in a historical theme park and struggles to pay his senile mother’s hospital bills. Phew! Starts Fri.

CONTINUING

The Alps - (IMAX) Hit the heights with the newest IMAX offering, which chronicles a daring ascent of the deadly Eiger face.

***½ Burn After Reading - (Capitol/SilverCity/Uni 4/Caprice, 7:10, 9:10; Sat.-Sun. 2:10.) The Coen Brothers are in fine form in this black-as-coal screwball farce about a couple of fools (Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt) who decide to blackmail a just-fired CIA analyst (John Malkovich) after they find a disc with his tell-all memoirs on it. Add in a whole daisy chain of adulterous relationships, unhappy wives and nincompoop spies and you’ve got yourself a fine comedy. With George Clooney, Tilda Swinton and Richard Jenkins.

*** The Dark Knight - (SilverCity/IMAX) The dark death of Heath Ledger casts a shadow over the latest Batman tale. Although initially gripping, this is an A-list film trying way too hard to find thematic depth in comic-book material. With Christian Bale, Gary Oldman and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Dinosaurs: Giants of Patagonia - (IMAX) Donald Sutherland narrates this speculative account of the life of a dinosaur in the Argentina of hundreds of millions of years ago.

*** Elegy - (Odeon) A Philip Roth novella is the basis for this erotic drama about an esteemed university professor (Ben Kingsley) who falls in love with a beautiful student (Penelope Cruz), but pushes her away with his obsessive jealousy and fear of commitment.

*** Ghost Town - (Odeon/SilverCity) British comic Ricky Gervais brings his “comedy of discomfort” to this tale of a hugely unlikable dentist who has to develop a modicum of social skills in order to appease a ghost that has decided to haunt him until he agrees to break up the impending marriage of his widow to a jerk. Co-starring Greg Kinnear and Téa Leoni. See review.

House Bunny - (Roxy, 7:15) The ridiculously perky Anna Faris stars as a Playboy bunny booted out of the Mansion who falls in with seven sadsack sorority sisters who desperately need some self-confidence and grooming tips so they can get a date before they die.

Igor - (Capitol/SilverCity/Uni 4/Caprice, 7:20, 9:15; Sat.-Sun. 2:20) The vocal talents of John Cusack star in this animated feature that spoofs Frankenstein movies as it tells the tale of an evil scientist’s hunch-backed lab assistant who has dreams of self-improvement: becoming a mad scientist himself.

**¾ Lakeview Terrace - (Odeon/SilverCity) The reliably misanthropic writer-director Neil LaBute (In the Company of Men) is behind this racially tinged psychological thriller about a cop (Samuel L. Jackson) who increasingly torments his new next door neighbours, an interracial couple who have attracted his hatred. See review.

** Mamma Mia! - (Odeon/Uni 4) Everyone’s favourite ABBA-based musical comes to the screen, starring Meryl Streep, Colin Firth and Pierce Brosnan (who sings like a wounded water buffalo). Weirdly edited and cheesier than feta pie, this is the most fun you’ll have at a bad movie all year.

*½ My Best Friend’s Girl - (Capitol/SilverCity) This toxic and rather vile romantic comedy stars Dane Cook as a “professional jerk” who is hired by other guys to take their prospective girlfriend out on a date so that they will look good by comparison. Unfortunately, when he provides this service for a friend (Jason Biggs), he and the girl in question (Kate Hudson) unexpectedly fall in love.

*½ Pineapple Express - (Roxy, 9:15) A stoner duo are pursued by a ruthless killer-cop after one of them witnesses her commit a murder. Although this starts out as a goofy pothead comedy it gradually deteriorates into an astonishingly violent (and unfunny) piece of trash that wastes the talents of Seth Rogen and James Franco.

** Righteous Kill - (SilverCity) Legendary (over-) acting titans Robert De Niro and Al Pacino lurch perilously close to self-parody in this gimmicky tale of hard-nosed NYC cops tracking down a serial killer.

*** Tropic Thunder - (Capitol) Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr. and Jack Black star in an action comedy about egotistical movie stars doing an over-the-top war movie who are forced to become soldiers for real when they get into a firefight with Asian drug thugs. This is staggeringly politically incorrect, and very funny.

***¾ Vicky Cristina Barcelona - (Odeon) Woody Allen is off his regular turf—but dealing with familiar themes—in this account of a romantic threesome (and a crazy ex-wife played by Penelope Cruz, for extra spice) who carry on in sun-drenched Spain. Starring Javier Bardem (No Country For Old Men) and latest Allen muse, Scarlett Johansson. Sexy, sunny and lyrical, this is Woody's best in 20 years.

***½ Wild Ocean - (IMAX) Although a bit preachy, this gorgeously photographed account of South Africa’s massive herring migration—and the thousands of predators it attracts—is an awesome portrait of nature’s brutal magnificence.

**½ The Women - (Odeon/SilverCity) A remake of the 1939 George Cukor movie, this dramedy focuses on a woman who leaves her adulterous husband behind while seeking the support of several society gal-pals. What was originally satiric has been softened by a sitcom treatment; the result is predictable and only mildly entertaining. Starring Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, and Candice Bergen.

LEAVING THURSDAY

Fly Me to the Moon - (Capitol)

House Bunny - (Odeon)

** Journey to the Center of the Earth - (SilverCity)

*** Traitor - (Capitol)

*½ Pineapple Express - (Capitol)

IMAX

The Alps - (11am, 4:00, 6:00)

*** The Dark Knight - (7:00 only)

Dinosaurs: Giants of Patagonia - (10am, noon, 3:00)

***½ Wild Ocean - (1:00, 5:00)

SCREENINGS

Antimatter - (See Short Cuts) The annual festival of underground and experimental cinema continues with screenings, a panel discussion on live cinema (Saturday) and a lighting workshop on Sunday. Screenings run through to September 27 at Open Space Arts Centre, 510 Fort; Deluge Contemporary Art, 636 Yates; Ministry of Casual Living, 1442 Haultain; and CineVic, 2022 Douglas.

Movie Monday - Showing Sybil. The young Sally Field stars in this 1976 classic, based on the true story of a victim of childhood abuse who eventually suffered from multiple-personality disorder. Joanne Woodward costars as the therapist who brings her back to reality. 6:30pm at Eric Martin Pavillion, 2326 Trent. By donation. 595-FLIC. moviemonday.ca

Art of the Edit - This workshop with Jennifer Abbott, the co-director and editor of The Corporation, will explore the art of editing for both narrative and documentary film. A must for editors of all levels. Saturday, September 27 at CineVic, 2022 Douglas. $60/$85. Contact office@cinevic.ca or call 250-389-1590.

From the Basement - This tasty-sounding concert series of independently produced performances by A-list rockers kicks off with Thom Yorke, the White Stripes and the Shins on Wednesday, October 1, at SilverCity. See Fall Guide for other upcoming concerts.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to strike action affecting the SUB, Cinecenta is currently closed (but could reopen at any time). Phone or log on for updates.

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